The Prop Box
 Mirth, Merriment, Stock Jokes,& Sight Gags

In the real show, Comics Anonymous is armed with a steamer trunk of props & a wall full of weapons and goofy hats (which incidentally IS located on the end of the dressing room shown on the previous page). We stock some costumes for *scripted pieces but most of the time, at the speed our shows move, a bamboo hat or a sword is all you get to suggestthe entire country of Japan. The elaborate organization and hands-on ability we have here is what makes working out of one location so desirable. But when ever a road show calls we can always throw the basics in the steamer trunk and the sound system in to another and the entire show moves in one car.

For this virtual theatre we thought we'd give you something funny, a gag or two, to pass your cyber-time. After all how could a comedy troupe put up a web site and not do SOMETHING funny. Since you are a cyber audience we're trying to lean toward bits that are organic to the net, tecno jokes if you will. Please be aware thatthese bits & links are funny for the sake of funny and are NOT theactual material in the live show. We take no responsibility for places we linked to that change content after we looked at them. This page WILL grow so bookmark it & check back for new humor.

By law we are required to do at least one Bill Clinton joke per show.
(He's STILL more interesting than George W.)
We'd like to do a joke about Ken Starr but he already is one.
After click here to get the EXE file, you can just run it from this location. If that doesn't work then we sugest you down load it & run.

Are you an Idiot? Do you know one?
Bring your favorite idiot to the terminal and let them clickhere.


Ever wanted to Moon someone over the internet?
Now you can. Just download this e-moon textfile and load it into your next letter.
It's a hoot!
(If your e-mail utility doesn't let you "load"you can always open it in notepad and copy & paste it in)



Here's our list of Extreme Bumper Snickers


And our list of Great Questions of the Universe!


Know any one who's parronoid about viruses?
Or maybe you're just an avid Netscape user
that simply can't stand that bloated monster they call Microsoft?
Then clickhere. and share it with a friend.


Here's OUR list of designer virues we'd like to see.


When he performed with us his name was "Boo" (because he was scarry)
Now he goes by "Lampshade" - (we don't know why)
Aperantly he didn't enjoy moving away from Florida's "Snow-Free-Zone" as you can tell by his "How to kill a snowman" gallery.


Apparently not everything on this page is working- please be bare with us as we work out the bugs. Spelling errors - no extra charge.

Seen something funny on the web? Think we might want to know about it? E-Mail the URL to the Anonymous Web Person or just to amuse yourself you can write to Zoom at Boston Mass, 02134. (They don't really exist anymore but if you know how to sing the zip code you'll get the joke.)


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*(a "scripted" piece is a sketch that we already know how it ends when we start. Some are actual scripts or song lyrics but an amazing amount of material is/was never actually "on paper" as they say. But if it even stands a chance of looking the same twice it's considered scripted and the scripted material content never exceeds 20% of the entire show.)